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Clean Demotivational Poster


KIDS -


TAGS: one huge mess to clean
Rating: 4.12/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:26 am
Ah, I do feel this person's pain--- 5 extra strenght advils for you!
Barry6Entai - May 3, 2011, 10:28 pm
I hear those stains come right out with the blood of three year olds.


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.41/5

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Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


THE INTERNET -




ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that bitch asks for a "manwich"!


FISHING RULES -




KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am
LOL


THE LAST GUY - is correct.




HOW DO I DO IT? - I use Fire!


TAGS: fire doris clean humor
Rating: 2.2/5

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50 Cent - September 27, 2008, 10:36 am
I make my bitch do it.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I was going to say "gumption" and "sticktoitedness" but fire is also an acceptable varient.


ASIAN JADE -


TAGS: jaded mom doesn t clean well
Rating: 4.86/5

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MilDoc - May 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Steph1-- Sorry. Not trying to brag...and I did flush the first 2! And those are some of the scariest words a man can hear-- "We need to talk!"
steph1 - May 11, 2011, 8:21 pm
wow mildoc, i am speechless...didn't you say you flushed that thing? and now after being shamed you indirectly brag about your carelessness by flaunting a poster? we seriously need to talk...


WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm
I gotta try them things.


I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -


TAGS: clean before the cleaning lady
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 11:12 am

I remember my mom cleaning before the maid showed up.


LOCATION - ...doesn't matter when you have a name like this!




Patience -




ZZZZZIP -


TAGS: you re such a clean young man
Rating: 3.76/5

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BoneCD - May 26, 2012, 7:36 am
Glad I could make her laugh.
rerun - May 25, 2012, 2:51 pm

wish I had seen it earlier. My wife (who is NOT Jewish) found it quite funny as well.
BoneCD - May 24, 2012, 11:58 pm
Lmao Rerun. made this for you way back when.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:23 pm

LOL, missed this classic.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 7:40 pm
The Timmies are out tonight! they're just 1 Poodlen' everything.


Clean Energy - everybody wants it -




PHYDEAUX -




EVER HAD THE URGE -




THE ICEMAN - is ready for spring


TAGS: tired of cleaning the driveway
Rating: 3.93/5

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ICEMAN - March 22, 2010, 7:44 pm
Damn kids. That'll teach 'em for walking on my lawn. 5L


BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish




PARTY POOPERS! - Too much "clean-up" work after the parade so the following year they cancelled it!




SENSE: THIS PICTURE MAKES NONE -


TAGS: jedi toucan vacuum cleaner sense none
Rating: 2.55/5

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TheBarnShark - May 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Spacedog FTW! That is shear genius.
spacedog - December 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
The dust mites are easy to scare, but they will be back in greater numbers.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
LAUGH, this poster makes none!


BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step


TAGS: american pie mcclean
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2013, 12:04 pm

....and we were singing.... bye byee miss american pieeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
That explains a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:48 pm
But I knew I was out of luck, the day, the music died.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 10:22 pm

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Uthon - October 14, 2012, 3:28 am
Man I dig those rhythm and blueueueuesss.
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 8:54 am
You both kicked off your shoes...
Reality Lord - October 13, 2012, 1:04 am

Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 10:32 pm
Children, yer playin’ a song I know….but I was more of a Big Bopper fan…..chantily lace…that’s the music that died for me……5Ls of memory…damn.
Greeny - October 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I'm a lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
Do you believe in rock 'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? Can you teach me how to dance....real slow?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm

Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so?
spacedog - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
singin' this'll be the day that I die...
ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 5:19 pm

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Airman - October 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
bye bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
...and they were 5inging...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 4:25 pm

i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride. something touched me deep inside....the day....the music....died


THEY WERE SINGIN' . . . . . - BYE-BYE UGLY BILLBOARDS UP HIGH


TAGS: ode to don mclean
Rating: 4.82/5

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ughomer - October 31, 2012, 12:02 pm
Air ~ seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Thanks!
Airman - October 31, 2012, 12:01 pm
that's pretty clever


HONOR -




WOMAN FANTASY -


TAGS: two men cook clean mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:18 pm
If a man does some of the chores for his woman, she won't be as tired and therefore more likely to be in the mood, if you know what I mean
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:46 pm
OK... a joke says, that women's fantasy is, to have two men at once... One cleaning...One cooking.


ALL IN GOOD FUN - A BUTT AND A FACIAL AND STILL SFW -


TAGS: clean fun
Rating: 4.32/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:27 am
All of the above


NEW NEIGHBORHOOD CARWASH - This Is The Fourth Time I've Been Here TODAY


TAGS: nothing like a clean er car
Rating: 3.78/5

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Cubbybear - March 14, 2010, 2:44 pm
They need to clean the inside of his car
rerun - March 14, 2010, 10:25 am

Hell Dave, you don't even drive anymore.


BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - GOOD, GOOD, Batman is on the case.




PROJECTION -




DRY CLEANING - It has its passionate devotees and its bitter enemies.




RACISM - Its so funny, its almost name brand.




DON'T BE A SPONGE -


TAGS: don t be a sponge clean
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - February 3, 2012, 10:40 pm
scary true, but I can laugh now....they're gone BRU5A5A5A5A5A
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:47 pm
ROFL ...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Job Time.


MAIDS -


TAGS: clean help dirty girls cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:00 pm
Aggy...you can have the short one...she's lazy. Skips foreplay ...LOL!
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:40 pm
Love the caption, Cubby.... top notch! Ok, now that I've been nice, c'mon... you know there's only one that I want!


EMPLOYEES HYGIENE -




INCONTINENCE -




WOMENS WORK IS NEVER DONE - Thats the tenth time i have made her clean that glass.... Tomorrow...its the cars turn!




SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.




NAKED BASE JUMPING -




FAPPING - I don't know about RULE #5.




APPROVALS AND CHALLENGES -


TAGS: chuck norris clean shaven
Rating: 3.33/5

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mmmBingSoo - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
i wouldve bashed it for the chuck norris reference alone
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:59 am
Whats the old saying about arguing on the internet? Oh yeah, its like the special olympics........do i have to finish it?
motifake - October 19, 2009, 8:54 am

Wow - seems everyone forgot their coffee this morning. Easyyyyy guys/gals.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 8:48 am
sites greatest contributors? Maybe you SHOULD stick to the Forum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 8:47 am
Wow........Just WOW, I can't believe that Deltabob is being so mean. I'm pretty sure that English isn't Ron's first language, so the odd time he words something funny you just have to read past it. Why do you have to be so critical towards one of the
CANADA - October 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Hey DB, if you read the copy right it says Ron's Art. lots of his stuff has it
RONSART - October 18, 2009, 8:36 pm
about not 'learning to take criticism'...you need to learn, not me or Mr. A. We would take a week to comment on all your posters and give criticism. PLEASE just comment on Woody,s...and leave me and Mr. A alone. thx!
RONSART - October 18, 2009, 8:33 pm
JEZ...keep reading til it does. It's fine in what you call 'no linguistic sense'. you always a negitive person...not just on mine either...we know you don't like someone trying to do new things and ideas...we get it. Quit trying to do a weird turn around
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Posters aren't crap just because you don't get them. I thought you were better than that, Delta... I was wrong.
RON - October 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Thanks Mr. A. yeah Delta stay in Forum. posters on Motifake are usually stolen and posted all over the net. Some of us work hard and long on these and art work is always with logos etc. long after I,m dead and gone, still will know who made.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 8:04 am
Delta doesn't get it? That's a new development. Make some great motifakes of your own, or just stay in the forum... where it's safe.
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 2:07 pm
the fonts are his style. it helps people spot quality from a distance!
knowitall - October 16, 2009, 2:03 pm
finally something better than 1 lion, i'd have given it more than 2 if it didn't have that goofy logo @ the top left and you didn't pick such faggy fonts all the time...


SPRING CLEANING - Wouldn't you rather watch someone else do it?!




DEATH BECOMES HER -


TAGS: monument gravesite visited cleaned
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:52 pm
Good Halloween sentiments, Spacedog.
gas - October 16, 2012, 7:28 pm
ehehe


any beer company -


TAGS: clean up isle 6
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - May 5, 2014, 6:17 pm
I kinda like the take. I'd have gone with something along the lines of "they keep the Clydesdales for a reason."
maoworks2 - May 5, 2014, 10:36 am
30 Dollars For The Beer And You Get A One Dollar T-shirt.


There Was a Time -


TAGS: spring cleaning old useless
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:05 pm
The way I see it, a comb-over, knee replacement and union suits with easy access zippers will only delay but not stop the inevitable...
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 1:14 pm

A little upholstery, some new springs, a nice cushion~~voila!~~brand new, only to face rejection again in about 20 years.
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:48 am
well.......crap


Clean Energy Technology -




Dry Clean Only -




tombstones -


TAGS: billy mays oxiclean tombstone
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 30, 2013, 10:32 am
Hah! Nobody grates me more than the deceased Billy Maze!


Housekeeping -




OMG -


TAGS: heaven hell quotes dirty clean
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:13 am
I leave mine dirty. Once you wash it the 1st time it seems to become a nasty habit...teehee.
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thought about washing mine the other day, but fear that, once the dirt is gone, I'll be afoot...


GET WELL SOON -


TAGS: sick clean internet cards guests
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 2, 2013, 11:18 am
hehehe...good idea...not that I encourage laziness ;)


Abstain -




JUST A MATTER OF TIME -




Cleanliness vs. Godliness -




MOTIFAKE MODERATOR PUSH BROOM - KEEPS THIS SITE CLEAN


TAGS: push broom sweeps clean
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 6:05 pm
Crap! I gave you a 4l I think... was meant to be 5... bloody sensitive touchscreen... sorry bout that, but thanks for the lol, nice one


Cleanliness -


TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!


CSI Clean -




DIET COKE WITH LEMON -




JESUS -


TAGS: august challenge jesus bats cleanup
Rating: 3.52/5

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star5e - January 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Looks like Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, Maryland


So much blood -




MR. MOTIFAKE YOU'RE A PIG! -




REMINDER FOR MR. MOTIPIG -




SOMEONES'S GOTTA CLEAN 'EM -




WRONG - place wrong time


TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Photochopped is down the hall and to the left.


CLEAN WATER ACT -




MOTIFAKERS' PARTIES - AT THE END OF EACH ONE IT'S HARD TO CLEAN UP.




BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - Way to go! You wouldn't see this in "CHICAGO" They would've dumped him in the "LAKE".




DON'T HOLD THE VACUUM CLEANER HOSE - Up To Your Eye To Try To Spot The Clog


TAGS: don t hold the vacuum cleaner hose
Rating: 2.5/5
Eh? - March 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
Not a vacuum cleaner, but crouzon syndrome. Leave the poor guy alone.
NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
You sir, are a DING DONG
Anonymous - December 8, 2008, 9:30 am
Umm... that's not why he looks like that. I've seen his High School picture and his mug shot. He's just that freaky looking.


GLASS HOUSES - will make even the messiest people want to look organized


TAGS: glass houses living clean tessthecat tess
Rating: 1.63/5

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aerofiend - May 25, 2009, 9:34 pm
Also, put your pants back on.


Let It Snow -


TAGS: snow clean up shovel driveway canada quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 15, 2016, 10:11 am
and down yours...now we're shoveling! :~)
mizzdizz - August 15, 2016, 3:39 am
....like I have the right to grammar Nazi anybody... chuckle, chuckle
concern3 - August 15, 2016, 3:23 am
Up yours
MissPriss - August 14, 2016, 11:14 am
Yikes! Missed "time" but the smart ones still got it teehee thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - August 14, 2016, 6:57 am
...or a California driveway! Yes, we actually get some of the deepest snowfalls around. LOL!!!! Very funny Prissy! ^!


Linus on Hoarders -


TAGS: linus hoarders clean watch episodes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:27 pm
Those guys are baaaad! My house is so much cleaner after watching that show! LOL! At the same time, I hope at least some of them get the help they need! Excellent! Totally relatable! 5L


housework -




That smells -


TAGS: that smells clean your balls
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - June 20, 2013, 12:48 pm
Gives the punch to the punchline "That's what she said"


SURPRISE HOUSE GUESTS -




Judging -




NatureMaid -




CANADIANS - When we tell you we had a mountain of snow to shovel out of the driveway... we ain't shittin' you!




BLACK HOLES -




Tongue Cleaners -




DESPERATE PEOPLE - Will Do Dangerous Work For Cheap.




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